TremendoCare: Health care for your head

Recent studies claim that one in four Americans suffers from depression.  Don’t let your body catch a disease of the mind! It’s a well-known fact that as a man thinketh, so he is. If you are addicted to complacency and suffer from delusions of non-accountability, we have the inoculation, vaccination and preventive care that you can’t afford to be without!

Read! Read life-transforming books as if your life depends on it, because it literally does. There are multitudes of example where a positive mindset conquered all, even physical and mental illness.

Coverage is ten dollars per person per month. You can never lose coverage and we encourage, even specialize, in pre-existing conditions!! We even have a cure for cancerous attitudes, thumbsuckitis, and failure-phobia.

Forget marijuana, let’s legalize LSD: Leadership, Service and Dedication! Take a trip you’ll never forget! Users experience bouts of euphoria, a rapid succession of epiphanies, and a chronic need to make the world a better place. Negative side effects include possible paper cuts as a result of rapid page turning.

We are pro-life—a tremendous one; AND pro-choice—wise ones.  Parental consent not required. They’ve been waiting for you to enroll your entire life!

This will not raise your taxes; however, it will most likely put you in a higher tax bracket. One-hundred-percent guarantee that in five years you will be a completely different person or your money back!

A book a day keeps the doctor away. The Bookmaster General recommends spending a minimum of 15 minutes a day reading material that will induce prolonged periods of thought to stave off hardening of the heart and moral decay.

Contact us to enroll in TremendoCare today!

6 Responses to “TremendoCare: Health care for your head”

  1. December 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Beautiful! Even in his prime, Nolan Ryan couldn’t fire a better pitch than this!! Loved the Siggy picture and quote– looks like the guy is finally “on message”!!

    Legalize LSD and “your parents have been waiting for you to enroll” made me roar and cry “Yes!!” at the same time. And “Negative side effects include possible paper cuts as a result of rapid page turning” is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever read– now that’s marketing with wit and style!!

    You are the Bookmaster General, Tracey, and I can’t think of a person better suited for the job!! : )

  2. December 9, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    I had been known to enjoy a tab er two of acid in my day, funny thing is that your suggestions fer a new type of trip are better than any drug I ever took. Highly recommendable experiences. and the places you will find yer self are far more surreal than one might imagine! nice imagination “lucy” aka in the sky with diamonds

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Tremendous Tracey

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November 2012

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